Alexia:
I don’t get too psyched about award shows. I usually just watch the beginning to see what everyone is wearing and then flip to something a little more mind stimulating but I was so anticipating Britney’s opening act… what a disappointment! At first glance I thought “How is she so big and why the hell would she wear that!”, until Todd realized he had the plasma TV set to wide mode. Once the screen went normal so did she but that still wasn’t enough for me to uncover my face. I felt so bad for her that I watched the entire performance through my fingers! WTF was wrong with her? I’m sure she was under a lot of pressure to deliver a kick ass performance so I can only imagine how she feels after totally dropping the ball on that one. Her dancing was tense and robotic… we all know she can’t sing live, she probably couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, but her lips weren’t even in sync with the words. Supposedly, just minutes before going on stage Brit caught wind Sarah Silverman was to say something about her boys, to kick off the show, and that is what made her forget the words on stage and made her so tense. I don’t know about all that but I do know this… Sarah Silverman is a bitch! I think she’s more obnoxious than Kathy Griffin. I’d pay for front row seats if VH1 did a celebrity Roast on her.

Todd:
I will be the first to say Britney Spears career is over. I am sorry but last night, September 9, 2007 was officially the last day of her career. Granted she’ll release the album and the die-hard fans will still purchase it only to realize what a big mistake they made.

One last note, Kid Rock is a gangsta. Why would you punch someone when you know that the cameras are recording? He’ll spend a good month or two in jail for this one.

Todd:

Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. Apparently, Mr. West was irate he did not win yet another MTV VMA award. He was seen backstage at this year’s VMA yelling and telling people that MTV doesn’t like black people. Mr. West attention is needed:

MTV doesn’t pick winners, the FANS do.

Just like your lyrics on the first track of your new album goes, “you keep getting D’s stupid motherfucker,” how do you expect to graduate? Get the facts straight, MTV loves black people, but the fans just don’t like you.

Alexia:

I agree… that’s why I bought Fiddy’s album.
Kanye West’s Backstage Meltdown!

Britney Spears is doing it again. She did it before. She is doing it one more time. This year’s VMAs will feature an opening set by BS herself. Also news worthy is Criss Angel’s appearance during the set.

My feelings are the following: I don’t give a [insert word here], who cares, and my favorite to tell the wife, I’ll be watching football on Sunday night.