Ok it’s a slow day at the office here, I am not going to lie. Kim Kardashian isn’t as stupid as most would think. Look at the bright side, she knows that it takes multiple coins to prevent your car from getting towed. +1 for Kim for figuring that out, and -1 for the sex tape getting leaked and another +1 for making a career using the popularity from the sex tape.

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I know this may be old, but I haven’t reported it yet. Kim Kardashian was at Cabo San Lucas and the picture session took place. I haven’t heard Kim in the news lately so I was missing her a bit. Check out her pictures.

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Kim Kardashian and Ray J are at it again (another sex tape?), only this time it’s not in the bedroom (oh). A voice mail (click to listen) Kim left for Ray J in regards to his romantic involvement with Whitney Houston has been leaked and -OF COURSE- we got it!

Ray J had this to say when asked to comment on it:

“There’s this 1-800 number, where you can check people’s messages through this spy company. I guess somebody did that. Then they put a soundtrack to the s*#t… and now it’s going to be Kim dissing Whitney, Kim talking s**t to me about the bitches I’ve f**ked.”

Right. I wouldn’t be surprised if he leaked it himself just for the publicity. Although Kim and Ray J will always be best known for their sex tape, Kim has moved on to bigger and better things which could be cause for resentment for….. damn it what’s his name? Oh yeah, Ray J.

If Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s sex tape had a musical interlude, it would go a little something like this. Okay, who are we kidding? We all watched that tape, she was a boring lay. She layed there and took it. Still, just for kicks. Enjoy!

Todd:

Kim Kardashian has the balls to celebrate her Playboy spread. Why even bother?

If anyone saw the pictures you’ll notice it was garbage. Even Alexia thought so. But the fact that Playboy would allow Kim to show nothing shows how little they paid for her.

I only wish that Playboy does for her career like the sex tape did. BTW, why hasn’t Ray-J been in the news after that tape leaked?

Interesting.

Todd:

There is more to this cover, we have more pictures.

Ok, we are taking a risk, Playboy Enterprises is out and about hunting down blogs posting the pics with cease and desists. In any regards, we don’t give a…

Here are the links to the pictures:

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Todd:

Although Paris Hilton’s humanitarian trip to Rwanda has been postponed and Kim Kardashian’s ass will be in Playboy, both are sporting a full chest during these photo opportunities. Nice job ladies.

Todd:

She’s back in the news again. Only I take comfort in reporting this to you, despite Alexia’s hatred towards me.

So it appears that despite celebrating her birthday, phaty Kim Kardashian is going to sue Vivid Entertainment if they release another sex tape that continues her escapades with Ray J. Sadly enough, we won’t be able to see this second version any time soon. What we will be able to see is her 12-page spread in Playboy being released next month. Apparently she thought the pictures came out great, but I’ll be the judge of that Alexia.

In the meantime, we get to enjoy the following pictures:

Alexia:

You are nasty Todd. You do realize Kim Kardashian is a ho and you are just feeding into the BS.

I know what you will do with that magazine. Todd, her pictures better not get posted anywhere around our apartment. I’ll stop living with you if that happens.

Todd:
So I found this online the other day and I had to share with you guys. It is funny enough for a post on this pathetic blog. Enjoy.

Alexia:
So I get a text from Todd telling me to comment on this stupid post. He tells me to check it out and get ready to laugh. I can’t believe this blog has evolved to posting bullshit like this. I can’t stop this guy from doing stupid posts on Kim Kardashian’s ass to naked pics of Alicia Silverstone. Now he brings to you Paris Hilton’s orgy.

Todd:
This picture is bothering me. If you follow the blog you can tell I have a thing for Kim Kardashian (judge for yourself by clicking here and here).

But for some reason after looking at this picture of her behind, I am not impressed by her body people. I am dreading the day I have to see this fat ass in Playboy. I’m nervous that it will be enhanced.

I do love the rims on her ride though, they are phat.

Todd:
Kim Kardashian’s shoot for Playboy reveals more than originally planned. It appears that her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, and that she will show one boob, and her bare butt in the spread. I know Alexia is gonna give me lots of slack for this one, but I can’t wait for the magazine pictures to come out. Although, I never bought Playboy and I don’t intent to start now, but I will do some detailed searches on the net to find these pics.

Apparently, Kardashian will be featured in a 12-page pictorial. It is going to be a great Christmas. That’s enough for me, I would hate hitting “save image as..” more 12 times.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. Well, not that big. Ok I lied, I don’t like big butts, in fact I think it’s kind of nasty. That leads me to Kim Kardashian’s ass, which is truly something else. It’s got a life of its own. You can almost set up a beach chair on it and sip on pink lemonade while watching her sex tape (btw, it’s a must watch).

If your back end is that big it’s no surprise she has become the new J-LO of the 2000’s. Imagine our luck, we get to experience two massive huge ass sensations of our time.