It’s not exactly Super Bowl III, but former Jets quarterback Joe Namath has another prediction. NEW YORK WILL WIN.

Only losers wear Converse to a formal event… oh and poor people…

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Hilarious photos of Paris in jail, Britney Spears getting lypo, GW Bush trying to figure out a rubic’s cube, Jack Nicholson at the Playboy Pool, Brad shaving Angelina’s legs, Madonna ironing…CLASSIC

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Alexia:

Aww Todd, it’s your life story.

Sorry I could not resist. George Bush is funny.

So I covered celebrities without makeup earlier today and by coincidence I found AOL covering a similar story. Check out what they came up with.

Todd:

Let the truth be told. These celebrities either have a magic transformation machine or an excellent make-up artist. WOW!

Alexia:
I thought this was cute. It’s a guide for looking good naked.

This is for my ladies out there who wish to emphasize their sexiness.

Todd:
GAY—GAY—GAY—GAY—GAY

Oh yeah did I mention GAY.

Who is with ME? I don’t understand why girls just don’t get this basic fact about guys: WE JUST DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CURVES. We like you as you are or we wouldn’t be with you in the first place.

Todd:

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story (I must admit, it’s pretty good). We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are “the rules” from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note. These are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE!!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

This morning, Todd from Famoustanda.com, left the bathroom seat up after his scheduled morning stop. The story broke out at 8:30 am this morning when a roommate in the apartment, Alexia, spotted the incident in the main bathroom next to the front door. The story has caused controversy with other roommates. Stay tuned as more details are pouring into our newsroom.

Explain to me why TMZ needs to report a root canal? Come on people.

I woke up this morning and thought to myself “What has become of me? How did I become so out of tune with reality?”. Some people out there in this great nation don’t even have maps. “Our education like such as South Africa and ‘the Iraq’ everywhere like such as”….. (Record scratches!) Whoa! Wait a minute… Back it up. What the H-E-double hockey sticks is ‘the Iraq’? This nation is at WAR with Iraq and ‘Miss OMG I want to be Miss Teen USA’ can’t even pronounce the name of the country. I personally believe Miss Teen South Carolina couldn’t locate the U.S. on a map of the U.S.!

…I should stop, she is only human. We can’t have it all. She was blessed with good looks, pretty teeth and perky boobs. Who would want to trade any of those in for a real brain?

Miss Teen South Carolina personally believes she doesn’t have a clue on the answer to this question. She also believes the question is way too difficult for this competition. She did not practice how to give an opinion on stage. DAMN!

If she wasn’t hot…enough said.

Watch Mario Lopez shut the bitch up by taking the mic away from her at the end. Good thing.