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Let me see that thong Britney Spears (or no thong)…

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Britney Spears gets yelled at





Alexia:
Poor Britney Spears is getting it from all angles including a crazy person that’s verbally assaulting the Spears family. STOP THIS WOMEN. She actually puts her hands on Jamie-Lynn. That’s just uncalled for. Thank God the paparazzi defended Britney by yelling at the woman. It feels good to know they care about celebrities. We can all breath again.

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Bodyguard Caught Spears ‘Taking Drugs in Restroom’

Alexia:
Britney Spears’ former bodyguard observed the troubled pop star taking drugs in a restaurant toilet. Tony Barretto, who was fired in May after failing to pick up a hat for the troubled pop superstar, claims he caught Spears taking drugs on two separate occasions. And now the minder is speaking out because he wants to make sure the officials presiding over the pop star’s ongoing child custody battle have all the facts about his former boss’ drug taking.

Speaking on The Today Show, Barretto revealed he caught Spears abusing drugs on two separate occasions - once in a restaurant restroom. He said, “It was

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secured for her and she was in there for some time alone, and I was waiting for her outside the door. I thought it would be appropriate to check on her and I knocked and peaked in and I observed this behavior.” On the second occasion, Barretto was asked to hold up a “curtain” so Spears could take drugs in private. He added, “At one point it was getting kinda hard to continue to hold the curtain for such a long period of time. I (took a) look over to get her approval to let go of the curtain, at which point I noticed what she was doing.”

Todd:
Britney Spears has nothing better to do except to take drugs. When you make millions of dollars, travel the world, buy whatever you desire, you reach a point where natural highs just won’t do the trick. It is explainable that Britney Spears has reached for super natural highs similar to the drugs she is taking. I can’t wait for Kevin to get custody of the kids. Maybe then she’ll change her life around, not until we write a few more posts on this chick.

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Britney Spears kicks off VMA’s and kicks her career to the curb

Alexia:
I don’t get too psyched about award shows. I usually just watch the beginning to see what everyone is wearing and then flip to something a little more mind stimulating but I was so anticipating Britney’s opening act… what a disappointment! At first glance I thought “How is she so big and why the hell would she wear that!”, until Todd realized he had the plasma TV set to wide mode. Once the screen went normal so did she but that still wasn’t enough for me to uncover my face. I felt so bad for her that I watched the entire performance through my fingers! WTF was wrong with her? I’m sure she was under a lot of pressure to deliver a kick ass performance so I can only imagine how she feels after totally dropping the ball on that one. Her dancing was tense and robotic… we all know she can’t sing live, she probably couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, but her lips weren’t even in sync with the words. Supposedly, just minutes before going on stage Brit caught wind Sarah Silverman was to say something about her boys, to kick off the show, and that is what made her forget the words on stage and made her so tense. I don’t know about all that but I do know this… Sarah Silverman is a bitch! I think she’s more obnoxious than Kathy Griffin. I’d pay for front row seats if VH1 did a celebrity Roast on her.

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Todd:
I will be the first to say Britney Spears career is over. I am sorry but last night, September 9, 2007 was officially the last day of her career. Granted she’ll release the album and the die-hard fans will still purchase it only to realize what a big mistake they made.

One last note, Kid Rock is a gangsta. Why would you punch someone when you know that the cameras are recording? He’ll spend a good month or two in jail for this one.

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Awesome Britney Spears Gimme More Parody

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Celebrity News: Kevin Federline hooks up with Playboy model

Todd:
Yeah he did it. So the news is Britney Spears’ ex-husband Kevin Federline has hooked up with a Playboy model who appeared in a sex tape with Irish actor Colin Farrell. (A must watch guys!)

The mad (fake) rapper “bumped and grinded” with Nicole Narain at two Hollywood clubs (of course Britney Spears had the kids for the night. Kevin is a responsible father.)

The pair were “letting it all hang out”, an onlooker said. I think this is a score for K-Fed. Shar is not bad looking eitherrrrrrr.

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Alexia:
Come on Todd, he is gross. He just goes from one money making chick to another. I can’t believe the courts will give him custody over Britney Spear’s kids. It makes me sick. And by the way, I will not watch that sex tape, even though I love Colin Farrell.

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BS doing MTV (Again)

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Britney Spears is doing it again. She did it before. She is doing it one more time. This year’s VMAs will feature an opening set by BS herself. Also news worthy is Criss Angel’s appearance during the set.

My feelings are the following: I don’t give a [insert word here], who cares, and my favorite to tell the wife, I’ll be watching football on Sunday night.

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Alexia to the rescue

I feel like I’m going out on a limb here given that most people cringe at the sound of this woman’s name. Some may find it suiting her initials are BS. I just can’t seem to make up my mind about how I feel about her. Of course just like many of you, a part of me feels she is ‘Rags to Riches’ Trailer-Park-Trash (she will never live down walking barefoot into a public restroom) but then another part of me thinks she just gets a bad rep. You probably already guessed I’m talking about Britney Spears. This is how I think about it… It can’t be easy growing up in the media. This woman can’t get a frappuccino without a mob of paparazzi documenting her every move. That alone would make me want to shave my head. True, that is a price to be paid for fortune and fame but let’s be honest about what we would give to know what that feels like for just a day. Todd, I love you like a fat kid loves cake but I’d drop you like you were hot to walk a red carpet. BSYou can’t always believe what you see or read about celebs. Don’t we all have that one friend who has one too many of those “harmless” yummy shooters and ends up dancing on a bar? We laugh about it the next day and move on with our lives while they end up on the front page of every magazine and land a spot on the Naughty Celebs list. Yeah, she is portrayed as having a few too many of those nights but let her have her fun people. The girl can dance her ass off and that alone makes up for her not being able to carry a tune in a bucket. She has been known to push the envelope and I think that’s what makes her such a great performer; cowboy boots, nappy hair extensions and all.

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