EXCLUSIVE! What really went on in Miss Teen South Carolina’s head.

Funny

I woke up this morning and thought to myself “What has become of me? How did I become so out of tune with reality?”. Some people out there in this great nation don’t even have maps. “Our education like such as South Africa and ‘the Iraq’ everywhere like such as”….. (Record scratches!) Whoa! Wait a minute… Back it up. What the H-E-double hockey sticks is ‘the Iraq’? This nation is at WAR with Iraq and ‘Miss OMG I want to be Miss Teen USA’ can’t even pronounce the name of the country. I personally believe Miss Teen South Carolina couldn’t locate the U.S. on a map of the U.S.!

…I should stop, she is only human. We can’t have it all. She was blessed with good looks, pretty teeth and perky boobs. Who would want to trade any of those in for a real brain?

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