Famous Todd & Alexia - The reality of superficiality!

Please let me know what’s up with Celebs these days! Every week another one of them gets busted, cuffed, and throw in the slammer. Is not obeying the law a new trend for Celebs? This has got to stop. Nicole Richie’s case makes my head spin. The reality star was released after serving 82 MINUTES of her 4-day sentence for driving under the influence of drugs. Her girl Paris gets jail time, the sentence is cut in half, and does her first post jail interview with Larry King, who by the way kicked Michael Moore to the curb to have her on there. (It’s sad to think that Paris’s post jail rating would be higher than Michael Moore’s… but that’s just me.)

All before her 21st birthday, Lindsay Lohan, A.K.A. Fire Crotch, goes to jail, gets out and makes the cliché move and checks into rehab. Rumor has it she got off easy with that whole issue because she was pulled over twice in one week leading the belief to be she is “Clinically Addicted’. MEMO to teenagers: If you want to binge drink and do coke, do it within a week so if you get pulled over twice in that period you’ll get community service rather jail time because you’re just addicted not stupid. Also be sure to snort all the evidence so you don’t have enough on you that it’s considered a felony. Amazing legal system we have here in the United States of America.

My man Mike Vick has got it the worse though. What is he doing with himself? $113 million and dog fighting is his form of entertainment? I guess he will have a year or more to think about how stupid his decision was. I will say this though, HE WILL BE THE ALL-TIME GREATEST CANADIAN FOOTBALL PLAYER… He can kiss his NFL career out the window, that’s for sure. His activities landed him in the correctional dog house.

Check out these mugshots…TMZ has some other good ones.

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