Who is this Mystery Guy?
I’m sure most of you have heard about this new show that airs on VH1, The Pick-up Artist. Yes?… No? Well for those of you who have, can I please get someone’s opinion on this, beside you, Todd? For those of you who haven’t a clue what I’m talking about,
in a nutshell, it’s about 8 socially challenged men who pack up and head to Texas where they will all live together in hope of guidance from Eric, A.K.A “Mystery”, a “Master Pick-up Artist” and his two friends. Each week there is a different lesson to be learned by these romantic illiterates. The one with the weakest game (not that any of them had any coming into this) will be sent home after a deliberation.
Okay, great! Good for them that they’re stepping up. My problem lies here… Have you SEEN this guy, Mystery? He looks to me like a wannabe Tommy Lee who sports a hat similar to the one Pamela Anderson wore to the 1999 MTV VMA. Oh, it gets worse, that’s only when he isn’t wearing that awful thing that resembles a swimming cap. He even pairs it off with goggles! For all I know it could really be a swimming cap. His friends who take credit for being “Master Pick-up Artists” don’t look any more credible themselves. Their names “Matador” and “J-Dog” don’t help them either. I can’t understand how 
these 8 men can put their trust in a man who is cross dresses between Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee to help them find their Mo-Jo.
C’mon… His “entourage” go by the name of Matador and J-Dog!!! Matador btw looks like a foreign Jesse Katsopolis only he has NOTHING on Jesse’s hair or anything else for that matter. The only thing that stood on J-Dog (besides his unfashionable sense of fashion) was the 2 BLACK stripes on the side of his blonde/ yellow set of hair. Who does that and claims to be a “Master Pick-up Artist”? I’m sorry but Mystery, Matador, J-Dog… If I ever got set up on a blind date with one of you the only thing you’d be picking up would be the tab.
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Jen said,
Wrote on August 15, 2007 @
thaaaaank yooouu!!! you’re not alone alexia. i was watching and thinking ‘you got to be kidding me’. i never though about the tommy lee/pam anderson cross but now that you mention it- haha its so tru!
Brian said,
Wrote on August 15, 2007 @
I used to talk to Mystery when I was in middle school, he was Erik then, this was before he was a pickup artists. He used to be a magician, and he still does magic as part of his repertoire to pick up ladies, but it definitely isn’t his focus anymore.
He used to try to sell a levitation device called the “power lev”. Google “power lev erik von markovik” to see what I mean. After the magic community kinda rejected him, he moved on to what he is doing now, and is extremely successful at it. He really has nailed down the method/routine for picking up ladies. They don’t fly by the seat of their pants, its a structured ‘process’ that goes through the ‘courting cycle’ rapidly.
Its funny that this is one of your first posts b/c I actually just signed up for his affiliate program on his site this weekend and am going to build a micro-site promoting it - his affiliate payouts are really high.
ps - i like the layout, its hot.
todd said,
Wrote on August 15, 2007 @
hey
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